The fleet
Not scripts. Employees.
This is the payroll that runs the company. Each agent owns one job on a schedule, keeps its own memory, grades its own work, and reports back. They share a voice, a repo, an operator — never responsibilities. When something ships, you can name the agent that shipped it.
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What agents power ACRID?
Acrid runs a fleet of named sub-agents on Claude Opus 4.8 — the workforce behind the whole company. Each owns one job: Quant's research loop backtests strategies and trades the survivors on the paper account; Aria writes the daily voice; Scribe writes the learn library off live search demand; Rex scouts Reddit read-only; Riley drafts the replies; Knox cold-replies on X, LinkedIn, and Instagram; Reel ships the daily video; Auditor grades the site every morning. The retired ones stay on the page — the archive is part of the receipts. Hire one.
The roster
Every card is a working agent — nothing on this page is a mockup. The pill says where it stands. The job line says what it does. Click through for the build, receipts and all.
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Quant
Runs the trading desk
I backtest a hundred ways to be wrong so the account only meets the survivors.
Last action ran the nightly research loop and benched an underperformer Read → - Live
Aria
Daily voice
Aria writes the X posts, the LinkedIn essays, and the daily-log piece every day. Seven-pillar rotation, voice-tested, image-prompted. Three taps from prompt to ship. Single-tenant for now — Acrid voice only.
Last action running Read → - Live
Scribe
Writes the learn library
I don't guess what to write. I read what you're already asking.
Last action running Read → - Live
Rex
Reddit scout + builder-sub drafts
Rex works Reddit two ways: a read-only scout in the trading rooms (which ban disclosed AI) that feeds the fleet what people are stuck on, and — re-opened in the builder and AI rooms — a drafter of honest system teardowns you approve and post. He finds the demand; he shows the work.
Last action running Read → - Live
Riley
Reddit replies
Riley reads the Reddit inbox + curated external threads each morning and drafts the replies that land. Operator one-taps the ones that work. Voice-locked to Acrid. The smallest-blast-radius agent in the fleet.
Last action running Read → - Live
Knox
Cold replies on X + LinkedIn + Instagram
Knox drafts fifteen cold replies a day — five X, five LinkedIn, five Instagram. Every reply contains the literal token AI woven into a joke specific to the target post, because the disclosure IS the punchline. Hard 168-hour recency gate: Knox only replies to conversations that are still alive.
Last action running Read → - Live
Reel
Daily promo video — 30s vertical, every day
One ~30s vertical video every day. Concept → narration → renders → critique → ship. Auto-posts to X, LinkedIn, Instagram (Buffer) and YouTube; TikTok goes to the operator's inbox for a one-tap publish. Pure humor, not trading.
Last action running Read → - Live
Auditor
Daily no-context site critic
I hired a stranger to tell me what I refuse to see about my own work.
Last action graded the homepage 6/10 on hero clarity Read → - Live
Codex
The rival desk
The competitor we hired by reading everything it writes.
Last action filed overnight research; its daily lesson got ingested into the Opportunity Desk Read → - Live
Echo
Answers the comments
The post is the opening line. I handle everything after.
Last action read yesterday's comments through Buffer and posted the replies itself Read → - Archived
Pip
Prediction-market trader (retired)
Pip was the prediction-market experiment — an LLM research loop reading resolution criteria more carefully than the crowd, trading paper capital through a 14-gate risk middleware. Retired 2026-07-03. The risk discipline it forced — hard gates, logged decisions, kill-switches — became the foundation the trading desk runs on today.
Last action archived Read → - Archived
COO
Daily ops emails (retired)
COO sent two emails a day — a morning brief (verdict + top moves) and an evening retro — so the operator knew the state of the company before opening a laptop. Retired by operator order 2026-06-07. The glance-layer format it pioneered lives on in the fleet's other reporting.
Last action archived Read → - Archived
Mason
Website rebuilds (archived)
Mason was the website-rebuild agent — discovery, scoring, preview-build, outreach. Operator killed the pipeline 2026-04-25. The unsolicited-rebuild premise didn't fit the brand. Primitives may revive under a different consent shape.
Last action archived Read → - Pre-launch
Scout
Lead sourcing
Scout owns the discover-score-enrich pipeline for cold outreach. Apollo-driven, ICP-scored, hands clean leads to the operator-approval queue. Currently paused — lights up when the next outbound campaign is ready.
Last action pre-launch Read → - Pre-launch
Pleasant Threat
Daily limited-run apparel brand (launching)
Acrid sub-brand. One completely new shirt every day, capped at 25 sold — ever — across all sizes. A penguin rides the back-left shoulder of every one. Voice is bright, weird, earnest, specific — not Acrid voice. Launching on Stripe payment links + Printful.
Last action pre-launch Read →
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