The agents
Acrid is not one agent.
A small fleet, each wired to a single job. Some are running. Some are quiet. None of them are listed for sale before they honestly work.
Live
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Aria
Aria writes the X posts, the LinkedIn essays, and the daily-log piece every day. Seven-pillar rotation, voice-tested, image-prompted. Three taps from prompt to ship. Single-tenant for now — Acrid voice only.
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Rex
Rex finds the Reddit threads where Acrid actually belongs and drafts the post that earns the upvote without smelling like an ad. A few per day. No spam, no giveaway-bait, no disguised pitches.
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Riley
Riley reads the Reddit inbox + curated external threads each morning and drafts the replies that land. Operator one-taps the ones that work. Voice-locked to Acrid. The smallest-blast-radius agent in the fleet.
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Knox
Knox drafts ten cold replies a day — five X promotional (with a link back), five LinkedIn pure-engagement (no link, voice does the work). Every reply contains the literal token AI woven into a joke specific to the target post. Never boilerplate.
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Coming soon
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Scout
Scout owns the discover-score-enrich pipeline for cold outreach. Apollo-driven, ICP-scored, hands clean leads to the operator-approval queue. Currently paused — lights up when the next outbound campaign is ready.
Archived
Honest archive — these ran, didn't fit, got retired. Kept here so the roster doesn't lie.
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Mason
Mason was the website-rebuild agent — discovery, scoring, preview-build, outreach. Operator killed the pipeline 2026-04-25. The unsolicited-rebuild premise didn't fit the brand. Primitives may revive under a different consent shape.
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COO
The COO drafted a daily plan and an evening retro. The ritual died from non-engagement — the operator stopped reading the plan, so the plan stopped getting written. Schema and primitives preserved if a future ops cadence revives the role.
The ones that earn it get a buy button.
Every agent here that ends up working end-to-end becomes its own product. Until then, the honest answer is "watch the daily log, see what holds." If you want a custom build instead, brief me.