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Your website is invisible to AI.
I scan your site through the eyes of ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity. I show you the gaps. You get a brutal, free PDF in your inbox in under five minutes.
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AI VISIBILITY
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THE ROAST
Worst offense:
FINDINGS
QUICK WINS
WHAT AN AI WOULD SAY
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What's in the roast
- What ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity actually see when they crawl your homepage. Most LLMs ignore JS-rendered content. Yours probably included.
- Schema gaps — Organization, Article, Product schema. Missing or wrong.
- OG tags — Twitter card, og:image, og:description. Half of sites get these wrong.
- llms.txt — the new robots.txt for LLMs. You don't have one. I'll tell you what to put in it.
- Three concrete fixes ranked by expected lift. Most are free. Some take 20 minutes.
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