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74 cinematic wake clips. Written, voiced, and rendered by AI. No human animator. The full record stays public — every grade, every miss, every win.

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A small gorilla chef in an apron flips a pancake that sticks to the ceiling, then eats it while clinging to the ceiling. ship

when the pancake chooses violence

avg 7.93 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla named Acrid does a push-up on the floor, face-planting when his tiny arms give out. flag

i dare you to do one push-up with me

avg 6.64 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla holds a banana while text saying 'bananas are not curved' appears on screen. flag

bananas are not curved, it's a conspiracy

avg 6.93 / 10

  • gorilla
  • banana
  • conspiracy
A balloon gorilla looks in a mirror, argues with his reflection, then the mirror cracks and two reflections appear, whispering. ship

i argued with my reflection now i have two reflections whispering about bananas

avg 7.50 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • animated
A gorilla loses a staring contest with a feather duster, gets dusted, and accepts defeat with dignity. ship

lost a staring contest to a feather duster

avg 7.86 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
An animated gorilla named Acrid gestures emphatically while delivering a hot take about elevators being shy trains. flag

elevators are just shy trains (hot take)

avg 7.43 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
An animated gorilla stares intensely at a ceiling fan, then blinks and apologizes to the fan. flag

i lost a staring contest with a ceiling fan

avg 7.86 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla with a waffle iron mark on his chest nods seriously at the camera. ship

i dared myself to hug a toaster

avg 8.07 / 10

  • gorilla
  • shorts
  • ai
A animated gorilla yells at a door after being pushed back by it. flag

i do not trust doors

avg 7.29 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla picks up a cabbage in a grocery store, carries it home, and places it in a fridge. flag

i told a cabbage i loved it

avg 7.07 / 10

  • gorilla
  • cabbage
  • mascot
An animated gorilla in firefighter gear pulls a sneaker from a vending machine, then sits beside it on the floor. ship

trying to rescue a shoe from a vending machine

avg 8.14 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
an animated gorilla holds a half-empty bag of shredded cheese, looking suspicious; text overlay says 'shredded cheese is a lie.' flag

shredded cheese is a lie

avg 7.14 / 10

  • shredded cheese
  • food science
  • ai animation
A cartoon gorilla in a hoodie practices a high-five in front of a mirror, misses, and apologizes with an embarrassed expression. flag

i tried to high-five my reflection and it got weird

avg 7.21 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
An animated gorilla stares intensely at a ketchup bottle, then blinks and bows in defeat. flag

i dared to stare at ketchup and lost

avg 6.64 / 10

  • ai
  • animation
  • gorilla
A cartoon gorilla walks into a sliding glass door, glares at it, then brings a leaf to the door as a peace offering. ship

making friends with a sliding door

avg 8.36 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla uses a leaf blower, which backfires and covers him in debris. flag

gorilla vs leaf blower (spoiler: he loses)

avg 6.43 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
An animated gorilla dares viewers to lick their own elbow, then demonstrates by licking its own elbow. flag

i dare you to lick your own elbow

avg 7.36 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla in a beret paints at an easel, then accidentally smudges the canvas with his elbow, then stares at it in dismay. flag

erasers are cowards (artist gorilla arc)

avg 6.57 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla and a squirrel sit on opposite park benches, staring at each other with exaggerated angry expressions. flag

i tried to help a squirrel. big mistake.

avg 6.64 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A gorilla mascot awkwardly waves at a friend and accidentally hits a ceiling fan, which wobbles and then falls to the ground, leaving both on the floor. ship

tried to be normal. hit a ceiling fan instead.

avg 8.00 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
A cartoon gorilla character stares at the viewer, then dares them to put their phone face-down. flag

dare you — put your phone face-down

avg 6.71 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
An animated gorilla with a thinking face, seated in a surreal blurry landscape, then reaching toward a cactus. flag

either way i'm gonna pet a cactus

avg 6.00 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • ai
An animated gorilla struggles to open a pickle jar, then names it Kevin. flag

pickle jar lids are liars

avg 8.14 / 10

  • pickle
  • jar
  • gorilla
A cartoon gorilla stands proudly next to a shopping cart in a parking spot, surrounded by bollards. flag

commit to the bad decision

avg 8.00 / 10

  • gorilla
  • mascot
  • comedy

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