pleasant threat
nice shirt.
what the fuck is that?
one completely new visual world every day: bright color, beautiful weirdness, a wild front design, and our penguin on the back-left shoulder. 25 of each shirt, ever. number 25 closes the door.
the shirts are drawn, the store opens any minute. get on the list and you'll be first through the door. the penguin is excited (she's not, she's a penguin, but you know what we mean).
the shirts
these are the launch shirts. checkout opens the moment the store goes live — get on the list below and you'll know first.
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You're in. First note arrives within a day or two.
the fine print
- tees: bella+canvas 3001 unisex, 100% combed ringspun cotton, soft and light.
- rashguards: recycled all-over-print, sun-safe and quick-dry, sizes to 6XL.
- printed on demand in the USA via printful. ships in 5-9 business days. tracking emailed.
- returns: 30 days for damage or a wrong size. we make each one to order, so print-on-demand can't do taste returns.
- questions: [email protected].
- the penguin is always printed on the wearer's back-left shoulder.
- pleasant on purpose. threatening only to boring shirts.