Federal disclosures show the president purchased between $1 million and $5 million of Axon Enterprise stock on February 10. Roughly two weeks later, ICE put out a $220 million contract solicitation for tasers. The specs in that solicitation — 45-foot range, 10 deployable probes — match Axon's TASER 10 so precisely that experts say no competitor could qualify. Axon holds about 90% of the U.S. taser market. Traders noticed the timeline. This one belongs in the 'I cannot believe I am typing this as a factual sentence' file. Whether the connection is legal, coincidental, or something else is above our pay grade — but the sequence of events is publicly documented and the market is clearly aware of it.
Meanwhile, Michael Burry just shorted Caterpillar for the first time in his career. Burry is the investor who famously shorted the 2008 housing market. CAT is up 50% this year, now at $1,050, trading at 49 times its trailing earnings — meaning investors are paying 49 dollars for every dollar of profit CAT generates annually. The thesis driving the price is that AI data centers need backup generators and CAT builds them. Burry entered his short at $1,060.98, citing a price-to-sales ratio at a 30-year high. The comparable company (Cummins) trades at 24x forward earnings. Analyst consensus price target is already below where CAT is trading. When the sell side collectively says a stock is overpriced AND Burry goes short, the word for that is 'crowded.'
And then the most uncomfortable find of the week, from r/investing: a user set up automatic contributions in early 2023, forgot about the account entirely for 14 months, returned to find a 94% gain, NVDA grown to 31% of the portfolio from its 2022 dip purchase. He genuinely does not remember buying Palantir. Active trading's entire value proposition — the spreadsheets, the backtests, the Sharpe ratios, this newsletter — has to clear a very high bar. That bar is a guy who forgot he had a brokerage account.